Step 1 · £60

Initial Bloodwork & Compound Audit

Email-only, no call. Upload your bloods, get a written read back — typed personally, never AI-generated. Most people then upgrade to the £130 Consult.

Educational coaching informed by years in clinical haematology and endocrinology labs — not a medical service. For anything medical, your GP is who you need.

01 · About You

Full name

Email (for your written read)

WhatsApp / phone number *

Age

Date of birth

Height (cm)

Weight (kg)

02 · Compound History

Compound history — everything you've run before, roughly when

What are you currently running? (compounds + doses if known)

How long have you been running this for?

Prior PCT history — what you used last time, if any

Desired recycle / break length before going again

03 · Bloodwork

Do you have recent bloodwork?

Date of last bloodwork

Who ran it? (GP, private lab, etc.)

Attach your bloodwork (PDF, JPG, or PNG)

04 · Symptoms & Safety Screening

What troubles are you currently experiencing? (energy, libido, sleep, mood, training recovery, etc.)

Any specific side effects you've noticed?

Personal medical history (anything diagnosed — cardiac, liver, kidney, thyroid, mental health, etc.)

Family medical history (cardiac disease, clotting disorders, cancer, diabetes — anything relevant)

Current medications (prescribed or otherwise)

Alcohol / smoking / recreational use

Average sleep (hours/night)

Fertility / family plans (relevant to compound choice and PCT)

Injection practices (site rotation, needle reuse, sourcing confidence)

05 · Supplements & Goals

Supplements currently taking

Ancillaries you have in stock or are using (AI, SERMs, hCG, etc.)

What would you like out of this audit? (your goals for the review)

Anything else I should know?

06 · Consent

I confirm I am 18 years of age or older.

I understand this audit is educational and harm-reduction coaching, not medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment.

I consent to my submitted health information and bloodwork being processed solely to provide this audit, and stored securely and privately.

No payment taken here. Carl will confirm payment details via WhatsApp or email before starting your audit.